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01. a brother to the toilet, the results of straying into female toilets, urinals inside and find that, does not feel right, but fortunately no one in the toilet. He then calmly walked out. When the door is faced with a mm in, mm, and he hit it a face to face, blushed, the first a low, turned and drilled male toilets go ...
02. hunter saw a bird in the sky, fired three shots did not hit, but still fell off the bird, the same bird watching bullets missed to each of the offerings, said:
03. one night over the cemetery, see the fire, thought it was a wildfire. Then cast a brick, the fire moved to the other graves, the person and still a brick, then heard;
04. a woman through the night, suddenly saw a man came up to her with open arms, do embrace the like, is the front foot. man fell to the ground crying, said:
05. a novice to collect loan sharks, he IOUs out, smiled and said:
06. there is a farmer hoeing in the ground, a crow flew over, pulled out of the farmer face bubble feces, the farmer looked cursed: your mother! Article wear pants to go out do not know!
07. robbers: I do not say I!
08. one day off the temple in front of the animals smell the stink of the smell. Snake said: Guan suddenly rushed out and beat the pigs fly, said:
09. Ge invited friends to dinner, half-way on the trips to the bathroom, came back, a large piece of wet pants. Friends: Yo! Ge You is not it!
10. a woman in the restroom, a drink and mistakenly drunk and hear buzzing sound of urine, and quickly said: Female scared, did not dare to urine, not wait any longer put ass. Alcoholic said:
11. turtle injured. let the snail go to buy medicine. After two hours. Snail not come back. Turtle anxious cursed:
12. father to son to bed, go back to his bedroom for sleep. thirsty, you will not give me a cup of it? hit me with a glass of water when we must!
13. school, one day in the quarters to prepare for A Jun pants, just removing the belt, only to come in a few female students, no way, he had Tizhuokuzi to the next quarters. Is about to take off when the unlock button, only to then come in several female students, was forced on to the next gate of the dormitory Tizhaokuzai. Because his hands Tizhaokuzai, and very anxious and had to kick the door open quarters, while shouting: ... ...
14. an old man walking slowly along the street side, to see a child on tiptoe to press a doorbell, but still not quite right. So kindly old man walked over and said: At this time, the children eagerly to the old man said:
15. an ugly woman, marry, want to be trafficking. Dream come true, but half sold. Kidnappers to return, she determined not to get off the teeth of a stomping kidnappers:
16. robber: point, I just do not robbing Jiese!
17. ugly man holding a rose given ninety-nine beautiful female colleague, you do not feel.
18. a brother had constipation, not long in the toilet as they are when he tried to see the wind like a man rushed into the toilet, into his next position, first entered the opinions of a real storm came that brother of envy that man said: / p>
19. a puppy climb up your table, climbing to a chicken, you furious: , I dare you how.
20. a male dormitory will continue to lie about three in the morning, suddenly wanted to discuss an issue, woke up, said:
21. there is a naughty girl the same class of students to take the nickname Panzhu, the girl cried and told the teacher there, the teacher agreed to criticism and education of the boys, the first classes for two days, the teacher in class speech:
22. morning and catch the bus to the site, the car has started. So you have to chase barefoot and shout Side: >
23. there is a foreigner to learn Chinese in Taiwan Zhi. but he has confused the Results downstairs door open. he had upstairs shouting loudly:
24. a man to the river fishing, the first wearing a leaf, half did not fish on the hook. He changed a piece of bread, a half-day did not fish as bait. He had no way to enchant earthworms as bait fish or half-day did not. Under his anger, took out one hundred yuan bills fell into the water and cursed:
25. a man starving in the desert, when he picked up the lamp. Magic Lamp: seek beauty, sad! Person:
26. a singing crazy in bed, rolled over and began to sing, to sing on the pillow, the attending doctor asked: ?
27. a mental illness in the letter, the nurse asked: What ah?
28. bachelor colt picked up a handkerchief embroidered with the Ah Hong and phone number, pony excited to dial the phone: a long time, came a voice: Man horrified at a loss. More and more onlookers, and suddenly, the man clinging to the old man, tears from bad to worse in the shouted: struggling angry shouted: , which is the ventriloquist of a specialty. Zhuge Liang said that day in the tent with the procedure of Liu Bei, Zhuge Liang suddenly want to fart, fear of being Liu Bei heard, sorry. He thought quickly and said: Zhuge Liang to imitate the woodpecker cried twice, take the opportunity to fart let it go. Then asked:
31. a pair of mother and son are eating flies, the son asked his mother, frowning: :
32. a couple to take pictures, the photographer asked: it does not matter, can not give you leave a Mother pants?
33. Mom: s so dark you could not see. how do I know?
34. Mom: Little new:
35. a man going to the toilet. Next door suddenly said: 。。。
36. a woman Xiaye Ban, a man followed up to no good. Shen afraid of women, passing the cemetery, an inspiration, to the grave, said: Women's peace of mind, was about to leave, suddenly came from the grave the voice of deep shade: Then drilled from the grave a grave robber said:
37. When a woman has touched BF sleeping habits of small JJ, BF went to his sister's house yesterday and stopping in the evening did not go, so and sister sleeping together. At night, her hand not honest, extending toward the familiar At the time she was mad panic, Xing Xing's sister rolled over sleepily muttered:
38. The little boy was my father flat a meal, talk to aggrieved mother: :
39. class has a girl, a satyr, QQ nickname Once I asked her curiously: >
40. getting the ear of a deaf man suspected his wife decided to look at her hearing test. Walked softly behind her ten meters of the place. So I moved to a place six meters behind her, Longer follow the former to three meters away from her place and asked: >
41. an invigilator to eat find a student cheating, they pointed to the student angrily shouted: Stand up! Yubi, 5 students stood up.
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43. A young woman with a handsome young male, dating in the park. Suddenly, the niche some uncomfortable. Girl asked: After a child, girl asked niche:
44. dentist before the tooth extraction in a patient, said: The doctor asked:
45. a drunken man accidentally fell from the third floor, attracting passers-by crowd, a policeman came: arrived.
46. person A to teach the parrot to speak:
47. One day, a fire, father and mother escaped, leaving only one son still inside. Mother is very nervous outside the house shouted:
48. Girl: , a rolled sleeves on the podium loudly: , awarded the first distribution, said Bush was shocked: 51. A group of ants crawling up the elephant's back, but was shaking down, only one ant tightly holding the elephant's neck hold, the following ant exclaimed: strangle him, strangle him, sample, also his mother backwards! helplessness help Police:
53. maternal labor around the corner, families and friends anxiously waiting outside in the delivery room. nurses finally to bring the baby out, and everyone swarmed. most concerned about this issue. He reached into the infant can not wait to explore it, then cried out in pleasure: let go.
54. biology class, the teacher asked: the nose is the hand, the other is the foot.
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55. geography teacher: around the Party Central Committee with Hu as the center continues to turn. ! !
56. Teacher: .
57. Fish said: you pick up properly.
58. Professor:
59. a military acting in a very far off shell. The soldiers sent to look at that, artillery shells fell on farmland, Tanaka stand you, dark clothes sounded broken, tears in her eyes and said: > smile and laugh a joke! ~ ~
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