Wednesday, May 25, 2011
Digital life
Nick the British . Watts produced the number of words a day , said a woman :6400 - 8000
man said tomorrow the number of words : 2000 - 4000
number of relatives and friends of a lifetime : 1700
bath Number: 7163 times < br> eat the apple number : 5272
dream number : 104390 times
reading : 533
eat cows : 4.5
eat potatoes : 2327 kg < br> number of cups of tea : 74802 Cup
spent in the food packaging : 8.49 tons liters
farting : 35,815 liters of toilet paper
spent : 4293 volume of spent wash
Hydrated : 198 liters bottle
vomiting : 149 l
sex Views: 4239 times
spent a few bottles of the artificial sun : 5.671 bottles
deprived of cigarettes number: 77000 The number of branch
blink : 415 million times
friends die of heart disease : 305
friend died of a stroke : 179
died from the flu and pneumonia friends: 111
man said tomorrow the number of words : 2000 - 4000
number of relatives and friends of a lifetime : 1700
bath Number: 7163 times < br> eat the apple number : 5272
dream number : 104390 times
reading : 533
eat cows : 4.5
eat potatoes : 2327 kg < br> number of cups of tea : 74802 Cup
spent in the food packaging : 8.49 tons liters
farting : 35,815 liters of toilet paper
spent : 4293 volume of spent wash
Hydrated : 198 liters bottle
vomiting : 149 l
sex Views: 4239 times
spent a few bottles of the artificial sun : 5.671 bottles
deprived of cigarettes number: 77000 The number of branch
blink : 415 million times
friends die of heart disease : 305
friend died of a stroke : 179
died from the flu and pneumonia friends: 111
Wednesday, May 18, 2011
The really hilarious , I have get on the ground !
! !
01. a brother to the toilet, the results of straying into female toilets, urinals inside and find that, does not feel right, but fortunately no one in the toilet. He then calmly walked out. When the door is faced with a mm in, mm, and he hit it a face to face, blushed, the first a low, turned and drilled male toilets go ...
02. hunter saw a bird in the sky, fired three shots did not hit, but still fell off the bird, the same bird watching bullets missed to each of the offerings, said:
03. one night over the cemetery, see the fire, thought it was a wildfire. Then cast a brick, the fire moved to the other graves, the person and still a brick, then heard;
04. a woman through the night, suddenly saw a man came up to her with open arms, do embrace the like, is the front foot. man fell to the ground crying, said:
05. a novice to collect loan sharks, he IOUs out, smiled and said:
06. there is a farmer hoeing in the ground, a crow flew over, pulled out of the farmer face bubble feces, the farmer looked cursed: your mother! Article wear pants to go out do not know!
07. robbers: I do not say I!
08. one day off the temple in front of the animals smell the stink of the smell. Snake said: Guan suddenly rushed out and beat the pigs fly, said:
09. Ge invited friends to dinner, half-way on the trips to the bathroom, came back, a large piece of wet pants. Friends: Yo! Ge You is not it!
10. a woman in the restroom, a drink and mistakenly drunk and hear buzzing sound of urine, and quickly said: Female scared, did not dare to urine, not wait any longer put ass. Alcoholic said:
11. turtle injured. let the snail go to buy medicine. After two hours. Snail not come back. Turtle anxious cursed:
12. father to son to bed, go back to his bedroom for sleep. thirsty, you will not give me a cup of it? hit me with a glass of water when we must!
13. school, one day in the quarters to prepare for A Jun pants, just removing the belt, only to come in a few female students, no way, he had Tizhuokuzi to the next quarters. Is about to take off when the unlock button, only to then come in several female students, was forced on to the next gate of the dormitory Tizhaokuzai. Because his hands Tizhaokuzai, and very anxious and had to kick the door open quarters, while shouting: ... ...
14. an old man walking slowly along the street side, to see a child on tiptoe to press a doorbell, but still not quite right. So kindly old man walked over and said: At this time, the children eagerly to the old man said:
15. an ugly woman, marry, want to be trafficking. Dream come true, but half sold. Kidnappers to return, she determined not to get off the teeth of a stomping kidnappers:
16. robber: point, I just do not robbing Jiese!
17. ugly man holding a rose given ninety-nine beautiful female colleague, you do not feel.
18. a brother had constipation, not long in the toilet as they are when he tried to see the wind like a man rushed into the toilet, into his next position, first entered the opinions of a real storm came that brother of envy that man said: / p>
19. a puppy climb up your table, climbing to a chicken, you furious: , I dare you how.
20. a male dormitory will continue to lie about three in the morning, suddenly wanted to discuss an issue, woke up, said:
21. there is a naughty girl the same class of students to take the nickname Panzhu, the girl cried and told the teacher there, the teacher agreed to criticism and education of the boys, the first classes for two days, the teacher in class speech:
22. morning and catch the bus to the site, the car has started. So you have to chase barefoot and shout Side: >
23. there is a foreigner to learn Chinese in Taiwan Zhi. but he has confused the Results downstairs door open. he had upstairs shouting loudly:
24. a man to the river fishing, the first wearing a leaf, half did not fish on the hook. He changed a piece of bread, a half-day did not fish as bait. He had no way to enchant earthworms as bait fish or half-day did not. Under his anger, took out one hundred yuan bills fell into the water and cursed:
25. a man starving in the desert, when he picked up the lamp. Magic Lamp: seek beauty, sad! Person:
26. a singing crazy in bed, rolled over and began to sing, to sing on the pillow, the attending doctor asked: ?
27. a mental illness in the letter, the nurse asked: What ah?
28. bachelor colt picked up a handkerchief embroidered with the Ah Hong and phone number, pony excited to dial the phone: a long time, came a voice: Man horrified at a loss. More and more onlookers, and suddenly, the man clinging to the old man, tears from bad to worse in the shouted: struggling angry shouted: , which is the ventriloquist of a specialty. Zhuge Liang said that day in the tent with the procedure of Liu Bei, Zhuge Liang suddenly want to fart, fear of being Liu Bei heard, sorry. He thought quickly and said: Zhuge Liang to imitate the woodpecker cried twice, take the opportunity to fart let it go. Then asked:
31. a pair of mother and son are eating flies, the son asked his mother, frowning: :
32. a couple to take pictures, the photographer asked: it does not matter, can not give you leave a Mother pants?
33. Mom: s so dark you could not see. how do I know?
34. Mom: Little new:
35. a man going to the toilet. Next door suddenly said: 。。。
36. a woman Xiaye Ban, a man followed up to no good. Shen afraid of women, passing the cemetery, an inspiration, to the grave, said: Women's peace of mind, was about to leave, suddenly came from the grave the voice of deep shade: Then drilled from the grave a grave robber said:
37. When a woman has touched BF sleeping habits of small JJ, BF went to his sister's house yesterday and stopping in the evening did not go, so and sister sleeping together. At night, her hand not honest, extending toward the familiar At the time she was mad panic, Xing Xing's sister rolled over sleepily muttered:
38. The little boy was my father flat a meal, talk to aggrieved mother: :
39. class has a girl, a satyr, QQ nickname Once I asked her curiously: >
40. getting the ear of a deaf man suspected his wife decided to look at her hearing test. Walked softly behind her ten meters of the place. So I moved to a place six meters behind her, Longer follow the former to three meters away from her place and asked: >
41. an invigilator to eat find a student cheating, they pointed to the student angrily shouted: Stand up! Yubi, 5 students stood up.
42.
43. A young woman with a handsome young male, dating in the park. Suddenly, the niche some uncomfortable. Girl asked: After a child, girl asked niche:
44. dentist before the tooth extraction in a patient, said: The doctor asked:
45. a drunken man accidentally fell from the third floor, attracting passers-by crowd, a policeman came: arrived.
46. person A to teach the parrot to speak:
47. One day, a fire, father and mother escaped, leaving only one son still inside. Mother is very nervous outside the house shouted:
48. Girl: , a rolled sleeves on the podium loudly: , awarded the first distribution, said Bush was shocked: 51. A group of ants crawling up the elephant's back, but was shaking down, only one ant tightly holding the elephant's neck hold, the following ant exclaimed: strangle him, strangle him, sample, also his mother backwards! helplessness help Police:
53. maternal labor around the corner, families and friends anxiously waiting outside in the delivery room. nurses finally to bring the baby out, and everyone swarmed. most concerned about this issue. He reached into the infant can not wait to explore it, then cried out in pleasure: let go.
54. biology class, the teacher asked: the nose is the hand, the other is the foot.
-
55. geography teacher: around the Party Central Committee with Hu as the center continues to turn. ! !
56. Teacher: .
57. Fish said: you pick up properly.
58. Professor:
59. a military acting in a very far off shell. The soldiers sent to look at that, artillery shells fell on farmland, Tanaka stand you, dark clothes sounded broken, tears in her eyes and said: > smile and laugh a joke! ~ ~
~ ~ Friends of Friends here you must have seen the impulse to turn away a little bit like it then hands it quickly ; to allow more people to share the joy
01. a brother to the toilet, the results of straying into female toilets, urinals inside and find that, does not feel right, but fortunately no one in the toilet. He then calmly walked out. When the door is faced with a mm in, mm, and he hit it a face to face, blushed, the first a low, turned and drilled male toilets go ...
02. hunter saw a bird in the sky, fired three shots did not hit, but still fell off the bird, the same bird watching bullets missed to each of the offerings, said:
03. one night over the cemetery, see the fire, thought it was a wildfire. Then cast a brick, the fire moved to the other graves, the person and still a brick, then heard;
04. a woman through the night, suddenly saw a man came up to her with open arms, do embrace the like, is the front foot. man fell to the ground crying, said:
05. a novice to collect loan sharks, he IOUs out, smiled and said:
06. there is a farmer hoeing in the ground, a crow flew over, pulled out of the farmer face bubble feces, the farmer looked cursed: your mother! Article wear pants to go out do not know!
07. robbers: I do not say I!
08. one day off the temple in front of the animals smell the stink of the smell. Snake said: Guan suddenly rushed out and beat the pigs fly, said:
09. Ge invited friends to dinner, half-way on the trips to the bathroom, came back, a large piece of wet pants. Friends: Yo! Ge You is not it!
10. a woman in the restroom, a drink and mistakenly drunk and hear buzzing sound of urine, and quickly said: Female scared, did not dare to urine, not wait any longer put ass. Alcoholic said:
11. turtle injured. let the snail go to buy medicine. After two hours. Snail not come back. Turtle anxious cursed:
12. father to son to bed, go back to his bedroom for sleep. thirsty, you will not give me a cup of it? hit me with a glass of water when we must!
13. school, one day in the quarters to prepare for A Jun pants, just removing the belt, only to come in a few female students, no way, he had Tizhuokuzi to the next quarters. Is about to take off when the unlock button, only to then come in several female students, was forced on to the next gate of the dormitory Tizhaokuzai. Because his hands Tizhaokuzai, and very anxious and had to kick the door open quarters, while shouting: ... ...
14. an old man walking slowly along the street side, to see a child on tiptoe to press a doorbell, but still not quite right. So kindly old man walked over and said: At this time, the children eagerly to the old man said:
15. an ugly woman, marry, want to be trafficking. Dream come true, but half sold. Kidnappers to return, she determined not to get off the teeth of a stomping kidnappers:
16. robber: point, I just do not robbing Jiese!
17. ugly man holding a rose given ninety-nine beautiful female colleague, you do not feel.
18. a brother had constipation, not long in the toilet as they are when he tried to see the wind like a man rushed into the toilet, into his next position, first entered the opinions of a real storm came that brother of envy that man said: / p>
19. a puppy climb up your table, climbing to a chicken, you furious: , I dare you how.
20. a male dormitory will continue to lie about three in the morning, suddenly wanted to discuss an issue, woke up, said:
21. there is a naughty girl the same class of students to take the nickname Panzhu, the girl cried and told the teacher there, the teacher agreed to criticism and education of the boys, the first classes for two days, the teacher in class speech:
22. morning and catch the bus to the site, the car has started. So you have to chase barefoot and shout Side: >
23. there is a foreigner to learn Chinese in Taiwan Zhi. but he has confused the Results downstairs door open. he had upstairs shouting loudly:
24. a man to the river fishing, the first wearing a leaf, half did not fish on the hook. He changed a piece of bread, a half-day did not fish as bait. He had no way to enchant earthworms as bait fish or half-day did not. Under his anger, took out one hundred yuan bills fell into the water and cursed:
25. a man starving in the desert, when he picked up the lamp. Magic Lamp: seek beauty, sad! Person:
26. a singing crazy in bed, rolled over and began to sing, to sing on the pillow, the attending doctor asked: ?
27. a mental illness in the letter, the nurse asked: What ah?
28. bachelor colt picked up a handkerchief embroidered with the Ah Hong and phone number, pony excited to dial the phone: a long time, came a voice: Man horrified at a loss. More and more onlookers, and suddenly, the man clinging to the old man, tears from bad to worse in the shouted: struggling angry shouted: , which is the ventriloquist of a specialty. Zhuge Liang said that day in the tent with the procedure of Liu Bei, Zhuge Liang suddenly want to fart, fear of being Liu Bei heard, sorry. He thought quickly and said: Zhuge Liang to imitate the woodpecker cried twice, take the opportunity to fart let it go. Then asked:
31. a pair of mother and son are eating flies, the son asked his mother, frowning: :
32. a couple to take pictures, the photographer asked: it does not matter, can not give you leave a Mother pants?
33. Mom: s so dark you could not see. how do I know?
34. Mom: Little new:
35. a man going to the toilet. Next door suddenly said: 。。。
36. a woman Xiaye Ban, a man followed up to no good. Shen afraid of women, passing the cemetery, an inspiration, to the grave, said: Women's peace of mind, was about to leave, suddenly came from the grave the voice of deep shade: Then drilled from the grave a grave robber said:
37. When a woman has touched BF sleeping habits of small JJ, BF went to his sister's house yesterday and stopping in the evening did not go, so and sister sleeping together. At night, her hand not honest, extending toward the familiar At the time she was mad panic, Xing Xing's sister rolled over sleepily muttered:
38. The little boy was my father flat a meal, talk to aggrieved mother: :
39. class has a girl, a satyr, QQ nickname Once I asked her curiously: >
40. getting the ear of a deaf man suspected his wife decided to look at her hearing test. Walked softly behind her ten meters of the place. So I moved to a place six meters behind her, Longer follow the former to three meters away from her place and asked: >
41. an invigilator to eat find a student cheating, they pointed to the student angrily shouted: Stand up! Yubi, 5 students stood up.
42.
43. A young woman with a handsome young male, dating in the park. Suddenly, the niche some uncomfortable. Girl asked: After a child, girl asked niche:
44. dentist before the tooth extraction in a patient, said: The doctor asked:
45. a drunken man accidentally fell from the third floor, attracting passers-by crowd, a policeman came: arrived.
46. person A to teach the parrot to speak:
47. One day, a fire, father and mother escaped, leaving only one son still inside. Mother is very nervous outside the house shouted:
48. Girl: , a rolled sleeves on the podium loudly: , awarded the first distribution, said Bush was shocked: 51. A group of ants crawling up the elephant's back, but was shaking down, only one ant tightly holding the elephant's neck hold, the following ant exclaimed: strangle him, strangle him, sample, also his mother backwards! helplessness help Police:
53. maternal labor around the corner, families and friends anxiously waiting outside in the delivery room. nurses finally to bring the baby out, and everyone swarmed. most concerned about this issue. He reached into the infant can not wait to explore it, then cried out in pleasure: let go.
54. biology class, the teacher asked: the nose is the hand, the other is the foot.
-
55. geography teacher: around the Party Central Committee with Hu as the center continues to turn. ! !
56. Teacher: .
57. Fish said: you pick up properly.
58. Professor:
59. a military acting in a very far off shell. The soldiers sent to look at that, artillery shells fell on farmland, Tanaka stand you, dark clothes sounded broken, tears in her eyes and said: > smile and laugh a joke! ~ ~
~ ~ Friends of Friends here you must have seen the impulse to turn away a little bit like it then hands it quickly ; to allow more people to share the joy
Wednesday, May 11, 2011
Very general mood
The sky under a light rain , the weather may be necessary to cool again. Holiday is also very tired , the mood was not as sunny and happy, I wish a leisurely life, but could not match my comfort yourself : who is happy working with people !
Tuesday, May 3, 2011
Monday, May 2, 2011
Shou- day love day
They are older, are blind know, actually in that age, met, fell in love, get married.
keep two people together, like the days of honey flow, has a sticky sweet. Two people hand in hand to buy food, came back with Zecai vegetables, according to recipes. He put some chicken, she then some sugar, a plate of vegetables, seven dirty eight elements of taste, they eat with relish. She went out to buy packets of salt also followed him, pretending she looks bored: Why always follow me? He said Xipixiaolian: afraid you ran with other people ah.
their endless lingering every night, whispering. They are all outside taciturn person; encounter with the elderly as bit long-winded, endless.
once they quarrel, the two fit of anger, do not say. Her work, received his text message: We used 30 years to find each other, love one day less one day, are you willing to love the time to the Cold War it? She suddenly felt tight, get right back to a bright smile.
he went to pick her unit, go to the library to pick her up to her friend's house to pick her up, and never stood across the road, always around to her located there, he was afraid of her to see themselves, regardless of the vehicle ran at risk. She does not travel, do not work overtime, hurried home after work; he did not socialize, do not go out, go home to honestly help her do housework, they spend all their time to fall in love.
that day, she and his petulance, ignore him, up against the bedroom door would not let him enter. He stood outside the door, apologized for doing good things, she still ignored him.
Later, he said: I give you his debut math right, the average life expectancy is 72 years, we recognize that the time has 30 years of age, less the time to work 8 hours a day, every time on the road 1 hour, 6 hours a day sleeping time, to accompany their parents, friends, time to 10 hours per week to develop the child's time, 4 hours per day, as well as sick time, handling chores of the time ...... you calculate, how much time we have left love it? Love one hour less one hour, you want to come back too late to fix.
she immediately opened the door, flew into his arms.
two people in love, keep the time together Just how long? If you love, you feel tight, will not fight, could not bear the separation of a minute.
keep two people together, like the days of honey flow, has a sticky sweet. Two people hand in hand to buy food, came back with Zecai vegetables, according to recipes. He put some chicken, she then some sugar, a plate of vegetables, seven dirty eight elements of taste, they eat with relish. She went out to buy packets of salt also followed him, pretending she looks bored: Why always follow me? He said Xipixiaolian: afraid you ran with other people ah.
their endless lingering every night, whispering. They are all outside taciturn person; encounter with the elderly as bit long-winded, endless.
once they quarrel, the two fit of anger, do not say. Her work, received his text message: We used 30 years to find each other, love one day less one day, are you willing to love the time to the Cold War it? She suddenly felt tight, get right back to a bright smile.
he went to pick her unit, go to the library to pick her up to her friend's house to pick her up, and never stood across the road, always around to her located there, he was afraid of her to see themselves, regardless of the vehicle ran at risk. She does not travel, do not work overtime, hurried home after work; he did not socialize, do not go out, go home to honestly help her do housework, they spend all their time to fall in love.
that day, she and his petulance, ignore him, up against the bedroom door would not let him enter. He stood outside the door, apologized for doing good things, she still ignored him.
Later, he said: I give you his debut math right, the average life expectancy is 72 years, we recognize that the time has 30 years of age, less the time to work 8 hours a day, every time on the road 1 hour, 6 hours a day sleeping time, to accompany their parents, friends, time to 10 hours per week to develop the child's time, 4 hours per day, as well as sick time, handling chores of the time ...... you calculate, how much time we have left love it? Love one hour less one hour, you want to come back too late to fix.
she immediately opened the door, flew into his arms.
two people in love, keep the time together Just how long? If you love, you feel tight, will not fight, could not bear the separation of a minute.
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