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Monday, June 27, 2011
Thursday, June 9, 2011
National Quality Supervision Bureau in 2009 published the list of banned cosmetics
one brand of skin care products containing hormones list:
L'Oreal Olay whitening series
Opal Lay Charmzone
Avon
Johnson
Natural Church
pieces of Lin Kai
Herborist
Pond's high-wire
skin cream
Jun Xian Yi Yue-Sai Eye Dr Lee
(allergens)
Clean & Clear Water Lee
natural beauty pencil field A (like a newborn that)
bonding skin cream
another brand
Pegasus Medical Spring
(TV direct sales in the The vast majority of beauty products, beauty salons in low-grade skin care products contain hormones.)
Second, lead and mercury content of the list has far exceeded the import of cosmetics:
(1) from France Clinique: constant color lipstick, Firming Serum;
(2) produced in the liquid Shiseido skin: lipstick;
(3) produced in Germany, Nivea: Totale repair day cream, night cream, repair Eye protection;
(4) produced in Switzerland and France Zijin Hong: myogenic lipid acid wrinkle cream, skin lightening cream frost; and Swiss skin care products containing collagen, from German double with hydrolyzed keratin repair solution.
three serious products containing hazardous substances
lotions containing resorcinol DHC Japan
(resorcinol is mainly used in dyestuff industry, plastics industry and other fields, which is toxic, can cause headache, dizziness, convulsions, difficulty breathing, body temperature and blood pressure, applied to the skin can cause skin lesions, and to absorb toxic and even cause death, is the internationally recognized --- carcinogenic, mutagenic, teratogenic. mainly cause leukemia, cancer and other malignant blood diseases)
Korea France, Lancome, Chanel with rotting animal carcasses, animal oil refining
Korea SKIN FOOD
solution containing moldy sheep placenta containing industrial alcohol
German Nivea makeup of copper exceeded the Korean dream
THE FACE Korea SHOP lotion worth only 3 dollars
(more than 95% of which are distilled water, the remaining 5% is the alcohol and spices, pigment mixed)
Avon up2u excessive levels of bacteria
( solely by the General disabled latest L'Oreal cosmetics
lasting breathable air surplus
L'Oreal Powder Foundation SPF perfect triple separation Lotion spf20 pa + +
Hang Ying weather Maybelline liquid foundation spf14 pa + Natural blue color
Chanel International, floating geometric skin lightening cream
Ding Ying whitening shampoo sunscreen sunscreen lotion Nivea Whitening Protective Day Cream
Rejuvenation Lotion Mary Kay Mary Kay Hand Cream
Nurse
good snow whitening cream youth dew net (Arche
Yu Cosmetics Co., Ltd. Light cream foundation spf6
West Avon WHITENING refreshing sun protection sunscreen cream emollient
poetry Gel
Silvia Di flower show skin lightening cream
Yu Mei Jing Sun Honey Child ;
Cleo by Yan maintenance repair whitening sunscreen vitamin c
Avenir Revitalizing Lotion
Pulanna freckle cream sun protection of children
Tinker Bell Lotion Cream
Ningxue freckle facial mask seaweed plant particles
bamboo salt detox patches of green tea mask
Pap Acne Detox Acne Toner
five, released by the Ministry of Health is good or bad way to test cosmetics
Cleanser:
1. a hint of fragrance, squeezed in the hand should be water financing, there is no greasy feeling The.
2. by fire, the cleanser into the Shaonei, burned, spilled oil, it is not a good facial cleanser, if more burning more like milk, that is a good facial cleanser .
3. get PH test paper to try to know, on a test paper directly pushed it you will know
lotion:
1. hard shake, shake, after finished watching bubbles.
a. bubble little less of nutrition.
b. but many bubbles, which meant that contain salicylic acid. salicylic acid cleanser is better, but the Big Easy irritating allergies.
c. a lot of very fine bubbles, and soon disappeared, indicating alcohol. not a long-term use, easy to damage the skin's protective film.
d. delicate bubble rich, thick layer, and durable Needless, it is good water.
2. the quality of a good non-alcoholic taste. not cool when the use of a sense of smell Some alcohol flavor.
3. the general make-up water is color, if the improper storage sites, often under the sun, or too long storage time, the color will fade;
4. Toner non-transparent bottles, never buy. because they can not identify.
emulsion:
1. smell it. good product purity, no strong smell of spices to suppress the product 2. . If it is latex, a cup of water, the emulsion poured into the water a little bit, if floating on the water side, prove that the oil inside the stone ester (which is now used in cosmetics is not recommended), shake the water into a milky white to prove the inside with emulsifier, such cosmetics is not good. If the fall in the water, sinking in the end the Ministry of emulsion to prove that non-ester Whetstone, this can be used. Whetstone ester will hurt the skin, causing skin to dry, dehydrated because he is the main reason for blocking the pores, the passage of time, the pores will increase. This is an expert (the head of a cosmetics industry what, forget) said.
Cream: ;
1. put a little in common spoon, take fire, until it is completely burned out, if there is a black residue, which is a variety of additives, the more proof of the more additives, and then put the spoon in a cotton core, the cotton core point was, you will see that the water will be black smoke, this product is not good.
2. moisturizing products, many of which are made of mineral oil, you put them to paper coating After a while to wipe off the excess, if the moisture, then paper will wrinkle, and if the system is a mineral oil, then you will find that it is transparent!
3. You can also get product into the iron squeeze System of a spoon, and then following a fire to heat, which contain mineral oil, then oil will come out of it!
4. cream cans, if the technology is a good fill, texture and detailed finished, it will show uniform and smooth surface morphology, not size of the hole appears.
Essence:
the liquid essence, we must observe the time of purchase essence of the color and shape, if there are turbidity, precipitation or discoloration and other phenomena, such essence can no longer be used. oily and acne prone skin infection that consumers purchase and use of essence must be careful, even if the purchase have to choose a anti-inflammatory, bactericidal effect of essence we go.
Foundation:
1. take appropriate into the water, and then observe the reaction. are generally three situations occur: glued to the Cup side, floating on the water, sink to the bottom of the cup.
these three cases that illustrate the content of such XXX. good product is non-stick Cup side, do not float, not sink bottom of the cup. ;
a. glued to the cup side is the animal oil.
b. floating on the water is mineral oil.
make: to find a silver objects, the cosmetics or make-up smeared it black to silver objects that have lead and mercury in cosmetics.
L'Oreal Olay whitening series
Opal Lay Charmzone
Avon
Johnson
Natural Church
pieces of Lin Kai
Herborist
Pond's high-wire
skin cream
Jun Xian Yi Yue-Sai Eye Dr Lee
(allergens)
Clean & Clear Water Lee
natural beauty pencil field A (like a newborn that)
bonding skin cream
another brand
Pegasus Medical Spring
(TV direct sales in the The vast majority of beauty products, beauty salons in low-grade skin care products contain hormones.)
Second, lead and mercury content of the list has far exceeded the import of cosmetics:
(1) from France Clinique: constant color lipstick, Firming Serum;
(2) produced in the liquid Shiseido skin: lipstick;
(3) produced in Germany, Nivea: Totale repair day cream, night cream, repair Eye protection;
(4) produced in Switzerland and France Zijin Hong: myogenic lipid acid wrinkle cream, skin lightening cream frost; and Swiss skin care products containing collagen, from German double with hydrolyzed keratin repair solution.
three serious products containing hazardous substances
lotions containing resorcinol DHC Japan
(resorcinol is mainly used in dyestuff industry, plastics industry and other fields, which is toxic, can cause headache, dizziness, convulsions, difficulty breathing, body temperature and blood pressure, applied to the skin can cause skin lesions, and to absorb toxic and even cause death, is the internationally recognized --- carcinogenic, mutagenic, teratogenic. mainly cause leukemia, cancer and other malignant blood diseases)
Korea France, Lancome, Chanel with rotting animal carcasses, animal oil refining
Korea SKIN FOOD
solution containing moldy sheep placenta containing industrial alcohol
German Nivea makeup of copper exceeded the Korean dream
THE FACE Korea SHOP lotion worth only 3 dollars
(more than 95% of which are distilled water, the remaining 5% is the alcohol and spices, pigment mixed)
Avon up2u excessive levels of bacteria
( solely by the General disabled latest L'Oreal cosmetics
lasting breathable air surplus
L'Oreal Powder Foundation SPF perfect triple separation Lotion spf20 pa + +
Hang Ying weather Maybelline liquid foundation spf14 pa + Natural blue color
Chanel International, floating geometric skin lightening cream
Ding Ying whitening shampoo sunscreen sunscreen lotion Nivea Whitening Protective Day Cream
Rejuvenation Lotion Mary Kay Mary Kay Hand Cream
Nurse
good snow whitening cream youth dew net (Arche
Yu Cosmetics Co., Ltd. Light cream foundation spf6
West Avon WHITENING refreshing sun protection sunscreen cream emollient
poetry Gel
Silvia Di flower show skin lightening cream
Yu Mei Jing Sun Honey Child ;
Cleo by Yan maintenance repair whitening sunscreen vitamin c
Avenir Revitalizing Lotion
Pulanna freckle cream sun protection of children
Tinker Bell Lotion Cream
Ningxue freckle facial mask seaweed plant particles
bamboo salt detox patches of green tea mask
Pap Acne Detox Acne Toner
five, released by the Ministry of Health is good or bad way to test cosmetics
Cleanser:
1. a hint of fragrance, squeezed in the hand should be water financing, there is no greasy feeling The.
2. by fire, the cleanser into the Shaonei, burned, spilled oil, it is not a good facial cleanser, if more burning more like milk, that is a good facial cleanser .
3. get PH test paper to try to know, on a test paper directly pushed it you will know
lotion:
1. hard shake, shake, after finished watching bubbles.
a. bubble little less of nutrition.
b. but many bubbles, which meant that contain salicylic acid. salicylic acid cleanser is better, but the Big Easy irritating allergies.
c. a lot of very fine bubbles, and soon disappeared, indicating alcohol. not a long-term use, easy to damage the skin's protective film.
d. delicate bubble rich, thick layer, and durable Needless, it is good water.
2. the quality of a good non-alcoholic taste. not cool when the use of a sense of smell Some alcohol flavor.
3. the general make-up water is color, if the improper storage sites, often under the sun, or too long storage time, the color will fade;
4. Toner non-transparent bottles, never buy. because they can not identify.
emulsion:
1. smell it. good product purity, no strong smell of spices to suppress the product 2. . If it is latex, a cup of water, the emulsion poured into the water a little bit, if floating on the water side, prove that the oil inside the stone ester (which is now used in cosmetics is not recommended), shake the water into a milky white to prove the inside with emulsifier, such cosmetics is not good. If the fall in the water, sinking in the end the Ministry of emulsion to prove that non-ester Whetstone, this can be used. Whetstone ester will hurt the skin, causing skin to dry, dehydrated because he is the main reason for blocking the pores, the passage of time, the pores will increase. This is an expert (the head of a cosmetics industry what, forget) said.
Cream: ;
1. put a little in common spoon, take fire, until it is completely burned out, if there is a black residue, which is a variety of additives, the more proof of the more additives, and then put the spoon in a cotton core, the cotton core point was, you will see that the water will be black smoke, this product is not good.
2. moisturizing products, many of which are made of mineral oil, you put them to paper coating After a while to wipe off the excess, if the moisture, then paper will wrinkle, and if the system is a mineral oil, then you will find that it is transparent!
3. You can also get product into the iron squeeze System of a spoon, and then following a fire to heat, which contain mineral oil, then oil will come out of it!
4. cream cans, if the technology is a good fill, texture and detailed finished, it will show uniform and smooth surface morphology, not size of the hole appears.
Essence:
the liquid essence, we must observe the time of purchase essence of the color and shape, if there are turbidity, precipitation or discoloration and other phenomena, such essence can no longer be used. oily and acne prone skin infection that consumers purchase and use of essence must be careful, even if the purchase have to choose a anti-inflammatory, bactericidal effect of essence we go.
Foundation:
1. take appropriate into the water, and then observe the reaction. are generally three situations occur: glued to the Cup side, floating on the water, sink to the bottom of the cup.
these three cases that illustrate the content of such XXX. good product is non-stick Cup side, do not float, not sink bottom of the cup. ;
a. glued to the cup side is the animal oil.
b. floating on the water is mineral oil.
make: to find a silver objects, the cosmetics or make-up smeared it black to silver objects that have lead and mercury in cosmetics.
Wednesday, May 25, 2011
Digital life
Nick the British . Watts produced the number of words a day , said a woman :6400 - 8000
man said tomorrow the number of words : 2000 - 4000
number of relatives and friends of a lifetime : 1700
bath Number: 7163 times < br> eat the apple number : 5272
dream number : 104390 times
reading : 533
eat cows : 4.5
eat potatoes : 2327 kg < br> number of cups of tea : 74802 Cup
spent in the food packaging : 8.49 tons liters
farting : 35,815 liters of toilet paper
spent : 4293 volume of spent wash
Hydrated : 198 liters bottle
vomiting : 149 l
sex Views: 4239 times
spent a few bottles of the artificial sun : 5.671 bottles
deprived of cigarettes number: 77000 The number of branch
blink : 415 million times
friends die of heart disease : 305
friend died of a stroke : 179
died from the flu and pneumonia friends: 111
man said tomorrow the number of words : 2000 - 4000
number of relatives and friends of a lifetime : 1700
bath Number: 7163 times < br> eat the apple number : 5272
dream number : 104390 times
reading : 533
eat cows : 4.5
eat potatoes : 2327 kg < br> number of cups of tea : 74802 Cup
spent in the food packaging : 8.49 tons liters
farting : 35,815 liters of toilet paper
spent : 4293 volume of spent wash
Hydrated : 198 liters bottle
vomiting : 149 l
sex Views: 4239 times
spent a few bottles of the artificial sun : 5.671 bottles
deprived of cigarettes number: 77000 The number of branch
blink : 415 million times
friends die of heart disease : 305
friend died of a stroke : 179
died from the flu and pneumonia friends: 111
Wednesday, May 18, 2011
The really hilarious , I have get on the ground !
! !
01. a brother to the toilet, the results of straying into female toilets, urinals inside and find that, does not feel right, but fortunately no one in the toilet. He then calmly walked out. When the door is faced with a mm in, mm, and he hit it a face to face, blushed, the first a low, turned and drilled male toilets go ...
02. hunter saw a bird in the sky, fired three shots did not hit, but still fell off the bird, the same bird watching bullets missed to each of the offerings, said:
03. one night over the cemetery, see the fire, thought it was a wildfire. Then cast a brick, the fire moved to the other graves, the person and still a brick, then heard;
04. a woman through the night, suddenly saw a man came up to her with open arms, do embrace the like, is the front foot. man fell to the ground crying, said:
05. a novice to collect loan sharks, he IOUs out, smiled and said:
06. there is a farmer hoeing in the ground, a crow flew over, pulled out of the farmer face bubble feces, the farmer looked cursed: your mother! Article wear pants to go out do not know!
07. robbers: I do not say I!
08. one day off the temple in front of the animals smell the stink of the smell. Snake said: Guan suddenly rushed out and beat the pigs fly, said:
09. Ge invited friends to dinner, half-way on the trips to the bathroom, came back, a large piece of wet pants. Friends: Yo! Ge You is not it!
10. a woman in the restroom, a drink and mistakenly drunk and hear buzzing sound of urine, and quickly said: Female scared, did not dare to urine, not wait any longer put ass. Alcoholic said:
11. turtle injured. let the snail go to buy medicine. After two hours. Snail not come back. Turtle anxious cursed:
12. father to son to bed, go back to his bedroom for sleep. thirsty, you will not give me a cup of it? hit me with a glass of water when we must!
13. school, one day in the quarters to prepare for A Jun pants, just removing the belt, only to come in a few female students, no way, he had Tizhuokuzi to the next quarters. Is about to take off when the unlock button, only to then come in several female students, was forced on to the next gate of the dormitory Tizhaokuzai. Because his hands Tizhaokuzai, and very anxious and had to kick the door open quarters, while shouting: ... ...
14. an old man walking slowly along the street side, to see a child on tiptoe to press a doorbell, but still not quite right. So kindly old man walked over and said: At this time, the children eagerly to the old man said:
15. an ugly woman, marry, want to be trafficking. Dream come true, but half sold. Kidnappers to return, she determined not to get off the teeth of a stomping kidnappers:
16. robber: point, I just do not robbing Jiese!
17. ugly man holding a rose given ninety-nine beautiful female colleague, you do not feel.
18. a brother had constipation, not long in the toilet as they are when he tried to see the wind like a man rushed into the toilet, into his next position, first entered the opinions of a real storm came that brother of envy that man said: / p>
19. a puppy climb up your table, climbing to a chicken, you furious: , I dare you how.
20. a male dormitory will continue to lie about three in the morning, suddenly wanted to discuss an issue, woke up, said:
21. there is a naughty girl the same class of students to take the nickname Panzhu, the girl cried and told the teacher there, the teacher agreed to criticism and education of the boys, the first classes for two days, the teacher in class speech:
22. morning and catch the bus to the site, the car has started. So you have to chase barefoot and shout Side: >
23. there is a foreigner to learn Chinese in Taiwan Zhi. but he has confused the Results downstairs door open. he had upstairs shouting loudly:
24. a man to the river fishing, the first wearing a leaf, half did not fish on the hook. He changed a piece of bread, a half-day did not fish as bait. He had no way to enchant earthworms as bait fish or half-day did not. Under his anger, took out one hundred yuan bills fell into the water and cursed:
25. a man starving in the desert, when he picked up the lamp. Magic Lamp: seek beauty, sad! Person:
26. a singing crazy in bed, rolled over and began to sing, to sing on the pillow, the attending doctor asked: ?
27. a mental illness in the letter, the nurse asked: What ah?
28. bachelor colt picked up a handkerchief embroidered with the Ah Hong and phone number, pony excited to dial the phone: a long time, came a voice: Man horrified at a loss. More and more onlookers, and suddenly, the man clinging to the old man, tears from bad to worse in the shouted: struggling angry shouted: , which is the ventriloquist of a specialty. Zhuge Liang said that day in the tent with the procedure of Liu Bei, Zhuge Liang suddenly want to fart, fear of being Liu Bei heard, sorry. He thought quickly and said: Zhuge Liang to imitate the woodpecker cried twice, take the opportunity to fart let it go. Then asked:
31. a pair of mother and son are eating flies, the son asked his mother, frowning: :
32. a couple to take pictures, the photographer asked: it does not matter, can not give you leave a Mother pants?
33. Mom: s so dark you could not see. how do I know?
34. Mom: Little new:
35. a man going to the toilet. Next door suddenly said: 。。。
36. a woman Xiaye Ban, a man followed up to no good. Shen afraid of women, passing the cemetery, an inspiration, to the grave, said: Women's peace of mind, was about to leave, suddenly came from the grave the voice of deep shade: Then drilled from the grave a grave robber said:
37. When a woman has touched BF sleeping habits of small JJ, BF went to his sister's house yesterday and stopping in the evening did not go, so and sister sleeping together. At night, her hand not honest, extending toward the familiar At the time she was mad panic, Xing Xing's sister rolled over sleepily muttered:
38. The little boy was my father flat a meal, talk to aggrieved mother: :
39. class has a girl, a satyr, QQ nickname Once I asked her curiously: >
40. getting the ear of a deaf man suspected his wife decided to look at her hearing test. Walked softly behind her ten meters of the place. So I moved to a place six meters behind her, Longer follow the former to three meters away from her place and asked: >
41. an invigilator to eat find a student cheating, they pointed to the student angrily shouted: Stand up! Yubi, 5 students stood up.
42.
43. A young woman with a handsome young male, dating in the park. Suddenly, the niche some uncomfortable. Girl asked: After a child, girl asked niche:
44. dentist before the tooth extraction in a patient, said: The doctor asked:
45. a drunken man accidentally fell from the third floor, attracting passers-by crowd, a policeman came: arrived.
46. person A to teach the parrot to speak:
47. One day, a fire, father and mother escaped, leaving only one son still inside. Mother is very nervous outside the house shouted:
48. Girl: , a rolled sleeves on the podium loudly: , awarded the first distribution, said Bush was shocked: 51. A group of ants crawling up the elephant's back, but was shaking down, only one ant tightly holding the elephant's neck hold, the following ant exclaimed: strangle him, strangle him, sample, also his mother backwards! helplessness help Police:
53. maternal labor around the corner, families and friends anxiously waiting outside in the delivery room. nurses finally to bring the baby out, and everyone swarmed. most concerned about this issue. He reached into the infant can not wait to explore it, then cried out in pleasure: let go.
54. biology class, the teacher asked: the nose is the hand, the other is the foot.
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55. geography teacher: around the Party Central Committee with Hu as the center continues to turn. ! !
56. Teacher: .
57. Fish said: you pick up properly.
58. Professor:
59. a military acting in a very far off shell. The soldiers sent to look at that, artillery shells fell on farmland, Tanaka stand you, dark clothes sounded broken, tears in her eyes and said: > smile and laugh a joke! ~ ~
~ ~ Friends of Friends here you must have seen the impulse to turn away a little bit like it then hands it quickly ; to allow more people to share the joy
01. a brother to the toilet, the results of straying into female toilets, urinals inside and find that, does not feel right, but fortunately no one in the toilet. He then calmly walked out. When the door is faced with a mm in, mm, and he hit it a face to face, blushed, the first a low, turned and drilled male toilets go ...
02. hunter saw a bird in the sky, fired three shots did not hit, but still fell off the bird, the same bird watching bullets missed to each of the offerings, said:
03. one night over the cemetery, see the fire, thought it was a wildfire. Then cast a brick, the fire moved to the other graves, the person and still a brick, then heard;
04. a woman through the night, suddenly saw a man came up to her with open arms, do embrace the like, is the front foot. man fell to the ground crying, said:
05. a novice to collect loan sharks, he IOUs out, smiled and said:
06. there is a farmer hoeing in the ground, a crow flew over, pulled out of the farmer face bubble feces, the farmer looked cursed: your mother! Article wear pants to go out do not know!
07. robbers: I do not say I!
08. one day off the temple in front of the animals smell the stink of the smell. Snake said: Guan suddenly rushed out and beat the pigs fly, said:
09. Ge invited friends to dinner, half-way on the trips to the bathroom, came back, a large piece of wet pants. Friends: Yo! Ge You is not it!
10. a woman in the restroom, a drink and mistakenly drunk and hear buzzing sound of urine, and quickly said: Female scared, did not dare to urine, not wait any longer put ass. Alcoholic said:
11. turtle injured. let the snail go to buy medicine. After two hours. Snail not come back. Turtle anxious cursed:
12. father to son to bed, go back to his bedroom for sleep. thirsty, you will not give me a cup of it? hit me with a glass of water when we must!
13. school, one day in the quarters to prepare for A Jun pants, just removing the belt, only to come in a few female students, no way, he had Tizhuokuzi to the next quarters. Is about to take off when the unlock button, only to then come in several female students, was forced on to the next gate of the dormitory Tizhaokuzai. Because his hands Tizhaokuzai, and very anxious and had to kick the door open quarters, while shouting: ... ...
14. an old man walking slowly along the street side, to see a child on tiptoe to press a doorbell, but still not quite right. So kindly old man walked over and said: At this time, the children eagerly to the old man said:
15. an ugly woman, marry, want to be trafficking. Dream come true, but half sold. Kidnappers to return, she determined not to get off the teeth of a stomping kidnappers:
16. robber: point, I just do not robbing Jiese!
17. ugly man holding a rose given ninety-nine beautiful female colleague, you do not feel.
18. a brother had constipation, not long in the toilet as they are when he tried to see the wind like a man rushed into the toilet, into his next position, first entered the opinions of a real storm came that brother of envy that man said: / p>
19. a puppy climb up your table, climbing to a chicken, you furious: , I dare you how.
20. a male dormitory will continue to lie about three in the morning, suddenly wanted to discuss an issue, woke up, said:
21. there is a naughty girl the same class of students to take the nickname Panzhu, the girl cried and told the teacher there, the teacher agreed to criticism and education of the boys, the first classes for two days, the teacher in class speech:
22. morning and catch the bus to the site, the car has started. So you have to chase barefoot and shout Side: >
23. there is a foreigner to learn Chinese in Taiwan Zhi. but he has confused the Results downstairs door open. he had upstairs shouting loudly:
24. a man to the river fishing, the first wearing a leaf, half did not fish on the hook. He changed a piece of bread, a half-day did not fish as bait. He had no way to enchant earthworms as bait fish or half-day did not. Under his anger, took out one hundred yuan bills fell into the water and cursed:
25. a man starving in the desert, when he picked up the lamp. Magic Lamp: seek beauty, sad! Person:
26. a singing crazy in bed, rolled over and began to sing, to sing on the pillow, the attending doctor asked: ?
27. a mental illness in the letter, the nurse asked: What ah?
28. bachelor colt picked up a handkerchief embroidered with the Ah Hong and phone number, pony excited to dial the phone: a long time, came a voice: Man horrified at a loss. More and more onlookers, and suddenly, the man clinging to the old man, tears from bad to worse in the shouted: struggling angry shouted: , which is the ventriloquist of a specialty. Zhuge Liang said that day in the tent with the procedure of Liu Bei, Zhuge Liang suddenly want to fart, fear of being Liu Bei heard, sorry. He thought quickly and said: Zhuge Liang to imitate the woodpecker cried twice, take the opportunity to fart let it go. Then asked:
31. a pair of mother and son are eating flies, the son asked his mother, frowning: :
32. a couple to take pictures, the photographer asked: it does not matter, can not give you leave a Mother pants?
33. Mom: s so dark you could not see. how do I know?
34. Mom: Little new:
35. a man going to the toilet. Next door suddenly said: 。。。
36. a woman Xiaye Ban, a man followed up to no good. Shen afraid of women, passing the cemetery, an inspiration, to the grave, said: Women's peace of mind, was about to leave, suddenly came from the grave the voice of deep shade: Then drilled from the grave a grave robber said:
37. When a woman has touched BF sleeping habits of small JJ, BF went to his sister's house yesterday and stopping in the evening did not go, so and sister sleeping together. At night, her hand not honest, extending toward the familiar At the time she was mad panic, Xing Xing's sister rolled over sleepily muttered:
38. The little boy was my father flat a meal, talk to aggrieved mother: :
39. class has a girl, a satyr, QQ nickname Once I asked her curiously: >
40. getting the ear of a deaf man suspected his wife decided to look at her hearing test. Walked softly behind her ten meters of the place. So I moved to a place six meters behind her, Longer follow the former to three meters away from her place and asked: >
41. an invigilator to eat find a student cheating, they pointed to the student angrily shouted: Stand up! Yubi, 5 students stood up.
42.
43. A young woman with a handsome young male, dating in the park. Suddenly, the niche some uncomfortable. Girl asked: After a child, girl asked niche:
44. dentist before the tooth extraction in a patient, said: The doctor asked:
45. a drunken man accidentally fell from the third floor, attracting passers-by crowd, a policeman came: arrived.
46. person A to teach the parrot to speak:
47. One day, a fire, father and mother escaped, leaving only one son still inside. Mother is very nervous outside the house shouted:
48. Girl: , a rolled sleeves on the podium loudly: , awarded the first distribution, said Bush was shocked: 51. A group of ants crawling up the elephant's back, but was shaking down, only one ant tightly holding the elephant's neck hold, the following ant exclaimed: strangle him, strangle him, sample, also his mother backwards! helplessness help Police:
53. maternal labor around the corner, families and friends anxiously waiting outside in the delivery room. nurses finally to bring the baby out, and everyone swarmed. most concerned about this issue. He reached into the infant can not wait to explore it, then cried out in pleasure: let go.
54. biology class, the teacher asked: the nose is the hand, the other is the foot.
-
55. geography teacher: around the Party Central Committee with Hu as the center continues to turn. ! !
56. Teacher: .
57. Fish said: you pick up properly.
58. Professor:
59. a military acting in a very far off shell. The soldiers sent to look at that, artillery shells fell on farmland, Tanaka stand you, dark clothes sounded broken, tears in her eyes and said: > smile and laugh a joke! ~ ~
~ ~ Friends of Friends here you must have seen the impulse to turn away a little bit like it then hands it quickly ; to allow more people to share the joy
Wednesday, May 11, 2011
Very general mood
The sky under a light rain , the weather may be necessary to cool again. Holiday is also very tired , the mood was not as sunny and happy, I wish a leisurely life, but could not match my comfort yourself : who is happy working with people !
Tuesday, May 3, 2011
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