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Fan Committee wearing high leather jacket, tied on the forehead with a red silk around his neck hung a small speaker dedicated fans, clutching three hundred dollars, Wulihe stadium in Shenyang, and turn out, he wanted to go watch the football, but can not buy votes. Is going to start seeing game, anxious Fan Committee limbo, scratching the.
(Zhao of the three, carrying a stretcher with high Xiu Xiu)
Zhao of the three: the wish to wait until next year to sell, now short of money real frustration!
high Xiu Xiu: Maiguai car dealers to sell stretcher, thanks to mouth nonsense! Zhao
the three: say Shane? Do not keep pulling me back OK? Blind crying, What?
high Xiu Xiu: What do you say I shouted that loud noise? Zhao
the three: ye crying? You wondered if you can not say that some people buy it? Shajiao thanks to mouth nonsense ah? Tell you, wife, sold today to the stretcher, by a capability that we Zhao! You know?
high Xiu Xiu: or leave it! Sesame seeds you big points that capability I do not know? Not that: Shunzui talking nonsense, hard flicker, by sloping the ass, yielded ... ...
Zhao of the three: Stop! Summarized very well! This is tantamount to Summarize the experience of the previous two, we want him to be taken, you have to match up, following his subject, and then down the mess we made, step by step guide, let him walk into! Wife, you see!
(pointing to line Fan Committee) is that big head neck and thick, long very strong, stupid like a pig, Yam said he believed, no backbone, today stretcher sell to, non-this person - must go!
high Xiu Xiu: you shall stir him ah? He can buy it? Zhao
the three: you can buy it? Well, you see! Such a person, you're out him, he is money to help you play with!
(when Zhao Fan Committee also see the three, two high-Xiu Xiu)
Fan Committee: this cheat you guys come again ah? Zhao
the three: they are you, ah! Brothers, sick yet?
Fan Committee: possible! Also lie to me? So what I'm sick ah? I got home, but also something not to leave the stretcher! I took my nephew still can pass the examination paper! Zhao
the three: Wait! What is your little nephew over five years old?
Fan Committee: You are not too look down on people? Tell you that my nephew has been six years old this year!
Zhao of the three: (for high-Xiu Xiu) hear me? He had just passed six of the examination paper, we do not fear him!
(on Fan CST) Well, I said you do not believe it! Or the debut title quiz you!
(the sleeves of a stroke) Watch out! Said a tiger was ant bite, the tiger anxious to energetically pursue the ant. Catch a small hole edge, the ant
but the body went in, yet a leg to stay in the hole outside. May I ask - why?
Fan Committee: Because the hole is too small, Sheng no less than the leg it! Zhao
the three: wrong! Wife, you say!
high Xiu Xiu: the tiger because it wants to trip over! Zhao
the three: Correct! How? This letter, right?
Fan Committee: this ah? What kind of problem ah? Called so and so can not remember ah! I ... ...
Zhao of the three: the line! Do not explain! Admitted he was sick on the line! (Looked at the scope of the Committee) I see you today is the head of silk wrapped around the block, staring eyes global child, anxious child straight shaft, hopping like a big fat monkey!
stuff are you doing it?
Fan Committee: not you see it? Zhao
the three: not see it!
Fan Committee: (holding up the neck a couple of horn blowing) to tell you, I'm fan! Zhao
the three: demo! Long capability, ah! Also the fans? Han ball ah? Is the glass-year-old kids play ball, right?
Fan Committee: Do not look down on old people! Tell you, I am a football volleyball basketball and everything! Zhao
the three: Stop! Do not blow it! Else not talk alone that you failed to play basketball!
Fan Committee: What I failed? Zhao
the three: Which failure? Your head failed! Too short you know? Not me, you! Come, let everyone Chou Chou to you the head, wear high heels you can walk on tiptoe to the table!
Fan Committee: line of the line! Today, I do not have time to listen to white suddenly you blind! (Ignore Zhao, his walking, talking to himself) Oh! Sudden death people! This game started soon! Can not enter the field may be supposed that it? Zhao
the three: can not enter the market ah? Zezheng it?
Fan Committee: can gnaw open eyes? Bai did not vote! Zhao
the three: Oh! No votes ah! No tickets to be so anxious! It seems you really like watching ah!
Fan Committee: that there are fake! Zhao
the three: So be it! Ask you a few football knowledge, combined failure line does not see you?
Fan Committee: feel free to ask! The three
Zhao: Q: A game, a team with several players playing?
Fan Committee: eleven! Zhao
the three: OK ah! Correct answers, ah! Listen well, suddenly kicking one, and asked several players in the field standing there?
Fan Committee: Ten! Zhao
the three: Look! Just praise you you are wrong! Wife, you say!
high Xiu Xiu: There are twenty-one standing! Here, ten, eleven there!
Fan Committee: there are also considered ah? I did not catch! You do it again! Zhao
the three: you have to come back a hundred times wrong! Watch out! Game, a team with several players playing?
Fan Committee: eleven! Zhao
the three: kicking down a side and asked several players still standing in the field?
Fan Committee: Twenty-one! Here is ten ten plus one! Zhao
the three: wrong again! Wife, or you tell him!
high Xiu Xiu: Twenty! There is also a red card just fine the next it!
Fan Committee: (straight hammer head) Oh! I am, how I did not think of that? This kick foul ah! Have to give the brand ah!
that I know how thought can not together? I do not really seem not wheelchair! Brother, you say one, I must make it clear this time! Zhao
the three: I see you still go home to sit in a wheelchair a good think about it! I can not work the current tune you sick! This game will soon begin! I've got into watching it! (Talking to the stadium around)
Fan Committee: (grabbed Zhao) Oh brother! Brother you have tickets ah? Sell ​​it to me right? Sell ​​it to me, I'm begging you ... ...
Zhao of the three: fast let go! Look at your bear-like! Tell you that ticket, I do not! But -
(pointing to line stretcher) See? I had this thing!
Fan Committee: this stuff You Shayong? Zhao
the three: What to use? Just do not say, kicked a court, how should we do? Ah have to go on stretcher! Tell you that I specify the stretcher that was football! Every game I had to send one! Carrying it, I can only approach, but also to bring a family into an unconditional! This does not, I brought my wife into it! (Said to walk to the stadium)
Fan Committee: Big Brother Big Brother! Do not worry! Brothers to give you something to discuss a line does not? You see ah! I am also a fan, you took me in the line do not you see? Zhao
the three: take you in? My wife how to do that? I can assure you that a woman threw him out it?
Fan Committee: (thought) you said too! Big Brother, or this way, you put a stretcher to me, I brought your wife into this where you can rest assured that, right? Zhao
the three: I can be more worried, and if you take her Guaipao how to do?
Fan Committee: No Big Brother! I have to Abduction Guaipao a good ah! To her that ... ...
high Xiu Xiu: how about that? I see you dare go! I do not beat you believe? Zhao
the three: that Han it! I've got to go in! Zange Liang chatter it again another day!
Fan Committee: big, brother, we, we can be negotiated! Why do not you sell me the stretcher do not you see the line?
high Xiu Xiu: Brother you do not listen to him talk nonsense! I tell you, this stretcher is askew Shui reform! You can not afford to fools!
Fan Committee: You let go! You pulled me doing? I do not want to say to you, you always followed by blending what? I am satisfied, bored! Also living with the couple, a man year after year a large gap between the loud noise it?
(Zhao) Brother, do not sell me the line? I'm begging you, sell it to me, ah? Zhao
the three: this seems a bit difficult! As you can see, the wife not to sell!
Fan Committee: This daughter you can stop it? Brother, sold me! Zhao
the three: the ... ... you really want to buy it?
Fan Committee: really buy! How much will I have to buy! Zhao
the three: Do not the old money is not money! How the people now? Consequently the old dry point raised money! More hurt feelings ah!
so be it! Today considered a big brother to help you! You do not give more, give six it!
Fan Committee: OK! OK! (Glanced his money) but I was only three hundred ah! You see ... ...
Zhao of the three: only three ah! (Said reaching for his money)
high Xiu Xiu: (pulled ZHAO Xiao-Tone) to do so well! Zhao of the three: What fur coat? What fur coat! It's a cold day to the people to Han fur coat!
Fan Committee: Yes! Fur coat! Fur coat! (Quickly takes off his leather jacket) Big Brother, give you coats!
And this, also gives you the horn! I've got to go in! Thank you, brother ah!
(finished run end)
Zhao of the three: take a look at Shane? Told you he do not feel bad! Such people, he poured petrol you can give him to put his point home! Do not look it! Go! His stay will be also able to get away you want to go back!
high Xiu Xiu: you break the horn you've got it doing? Threw a chant! Zhao
the three: doing? Then sell him the next speaker!